Obama Pops Collar to Woo Crucial Chotch Vote
By Mark Bassily
In an effort to achieve an edge over his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton,
Senator Barack Obama gave a televised speech with his collar popped. This
move was interpreted by political analysts as a tactical strategy to court
a key group, chotches.
Both Democratic candidates have long tried to position themselves favorably
within the integral 18-24 demographic.
Senator Obama appeared before the Washington Economic Forum to offer his plan
to avoid a recession from the sub-prime mortgage meltdown. More notable than
his speech was the Illinois Junior Senator’s choice to wear a pink Hollister
polo shirt with the collar popped.
