Discovered in Spain while dancing with the natives to their sweet music,
Kelsey was asked to be a pinky-finger model in the U.S.A. She left behind
her dancing career and great abs to travel to the boring United States for
a measly $1000 per pinky ad. She found herself in Wahpeton, North Dakota
with nothing more than oats, soybeans, corn, and hogs. Her career quickly
deteriorated so she started looking for other work. Kelsey escaped to Michigan
because of the apples and cherries (she liked fruit).
While crying a river and walking alone one day, she was hit in the face by the first print addition of “The Spartan Weekly”. She read what she could understand, therefore not much, but laughed nonetheless. She then ran to meet the famous Matt Lieber and asked to write for this “periodico fantastico” and was hired just because Lieber thought she was hot.
