Elise is a sophomore
majoring in history. Elise is really good at being a tourist (looks great
with a fanny pack and is pretty much a model) and punching people in the face
so hard that they cry. Her favorite singer at the moment is actually a death-lock
tie between Paula Cole and Enya. In her free time, Elise plays in a band called
Shamu Swims Six that you might have heard of since they’re AWESOME.
Her biggest accomplishment is winning a heart-shaped cake in a cakewalk to
a couple of fat kids, or sleeping for twenty hours straight. You know how
Cesar Milan is the Dog Whisperer? Well Elise is like the cat/dog/duck whisperer.
It’s amazing and something you have to see before you die, kind of like
the Grand Canyon or Niagara Falls.
