David Sparks
is a fresh addition to the team behind Spartan Weekly. David is an MSU freshman
that changes his major once every week. You may see him staring at the cereal
box shelf for several minutes at South Complex residence halls, trying to
make up his mind. You might also see him riding his bike in the standing-up
position going unnecessarily fast, thinking he’s the coolest thing since
sliced bread. David is also the one that looks suspicious in the cafeteria
because he is seeing if the coast is clear so he can slip some fresh fruit
into his book bag. In addition, David is co-owner of a 1,400-acre cat farm
in southwest Michigan where he grows catnip and raises felines for market.
In the picture, David is showcasing a very valuable Burmese shorthair, bred
for its skills in magic. Other than that, David is just like any other MSU
student. Some of his hobbies and recreational interests include but are not
limited to: coin and stamp collecting, slicing bread, hiking, memorizing Scripture,
swimming and bathing, watching MacGyver episodes, and, of course, sucking
helium out of birthday balloons.
