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FAQ
You know how they say there are no stupid questions? Well, there are. Here are just a few.
Q: So what exactly is this thing?
A: The Spartan Weekly is MSU's only and greatest satirical newspaper.
Q: Is this just like The Onion?
A: Yes, we too are a satirical newspaper, just like The Onion.
Q: So how can I contact you guys?
A: On the top of the page, there's a link that reads "contact us". You can then message our lovely managing editor Heidi, or send vulgar photographs to our editor-in-chief, Tom.
Q: How can I join you?
A: Message one of the editors, and we'll be happy to give you information. We don't pay, but there are sweet perks, like resume fodder, meeting sweet people, fun parties, and other "fun" things.
Q: How do I get a date with Tom Castiglione?
A: Tom is beyond any mortal woman.
Q: Are you guys allowed to use profanity in your paper?
A: Yes, but we make a point to be classy about it.
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