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Iranian Moon Base Revealed
Inspection by International Agency for Inspecting Crazy Plots Ensues
by Eric Slenk
New York – On the heels of the revelation of a second Iranian uranium enrichment center comes word that Iran has been hiding a secret lunar base and space program as well.
On Saturday, President Obama, backed by British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy, revealed to the world intelligence that suggests that the Iranian moon base has been under construction for nearly the past five years.
“Seriously you guys,” asked an incredulous Obama. “Are you just trying to piss everyone off?” Between the secret nuclear facility, missile tests, and diabolical lunar base, the international community seems in agreement that they've had it up to here with Iran's shenanigans.
The three leaders called upon Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to allow for an immediate investigation of the moon base by the International Agency for Inspecting Crazy Plots and Such.
“We have no problem with an inspection of the facility,” Ahmadinejad replied. Concealment of the lunar base was justified, he claims, because international guidelines do not call for the declaration of such a facility until 180 days before a death ray with which one might blow up planet Earth is introduced.
IAICPS officials disagree, however, suggesting that a “safeguards agreement” holds countries to declaring such projects at their inception. The reason for the confusion, they say, is that Iran has previously rejected such agreements on the grounds that it would “make taking over the world way too hard.”
The sudden public announcements were spurred by the IAICPS receiving a brief Facebook message from Ahmadinejad which vaguely described “this thing on the moon,” and concluded “We'll fill you in later.” The message was forced, US officials say, after Iranian intelligence became aware that the rest of the world was onto them.
As to why Iran is constructing the lunar base to begin with, English super-spy James Bond suggests to the Spartan Weekly that Ahmadinejad's ambitions are indeed “nothing short of world domination.”