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Adam DeLay
Adam DeLay is a man of the people.
A true statesmen, his tireless pursuit of truth and justice through
journalistic excellence is comparable to a lion riping a small wounded
animal to pieces. He has been described by many as "the pinnacle of
journalistic integrity" and "A really baddest motherfucker." A true pursuer
of truth justice, and the American way, DeLay will bring peace to this world
through small, funny articles.
Some have argued that he is actually a power hungry tyrant who is attempting
to take over the world through the Spartan Weekly. These people, however,
often disappear and are never heard from again...