Opinion
Calling For A Ban On Leggings
By Disgusted Citizen Elise Yoon
I don’t know when the hell it happened, but sometime in the past maybe five years some idiot decided it was okay to wear leggings in public. I can’t help but mostly blame American Apparel and their fancy colored, shiny, overpriced leggings and hipster appeal for this. In case you idiots didn’t know just because a mannequin is wearing it doesn’t mean that you can. Just because Richard Simmons wears it during in his videos doesn’t mean that all you sorostitutes and sorostitute wannabes can.
Any way, I am hereby calling for a ban on the MSU campus of wearing just leggings without a skirt, shorts, or at least a long shirt. I wish I could make this ban world-wide or at least in the nations where idiots should know better and can afford to wear real pants.
Half of the problem is that these chicks wearing the leggings sans pants are too fat to pull this off. It would be acceptable if only a couple skinny girls went around like once a year wearing leggings without pants because they happened to be coming to lecture directly from dance class and forgot to bring a tutu or something, but the people wearing leggings are the fat chicks.
What makes this even more ridiculous is that they wear them in winter, so they can wear them with their UGG boots because obviously if you are fat and have fat legs then your fat person jeans won’t fit nicely tucked into your UGG boots. I understand rolling up jeans with boots is a total fashion faux pas but maybe you should have thought about that before purchasing stupid ugly boots just so you could fit in with the rest of your stupid friends.
I am sick of seeing girls going around wearing leggings as if it’s okay. IT IS NOT. It literally makes me throw up outside of my mouth. Leggings does not equal pants; you don’t need to be a math major to know that, you simply need more than shit for brains. I know that’s asking a lot, and that’s why I propose we put up signs around the campus to remind people why fat chicks shouldn’t wear leggings as pants. I am sick of seeing your lumpy ass hanging out of your leggings.
And don’t think that if you’re skinny that it’s okay to wear leggings still, because most of you who think you’re skinny are actually fat. The truth is that most people are fat and don’t even know it, so we are simply going to have to make a total and complete ban on leggings with no exceptions. You fat bitches just ruined it for the skinny bitches and the people who appropriately wear leggings with a skirt like they are supposed to be worn, or the dancers who wear leggings out of necessity. Once again, fat bitches trying to be “hot” ruined everything.