Opinion
Ain't Nothin Wrong Keepin Yo Pimp Hand Strong
By Miranda Kolb
I think that we all just need to chill out over Chris Brown's recent domestic abuse allegations. There was once a peaceful time where women were cooks, maids and sex objects; a world where women didn't do crazy things like run for political office. I think that we all just need to lighten up that Chris Brown is single handedly trying to take the world back to this place.
Pimps and gangsters alike have recognized for years the necessity to keep their pimp hands strong. It was only a matter of time before arrogant pop stars found out, too. So what if Rihanna ended up in the hospital after being strangled, beaten and left for dead? Maybe next time she'll remember not to throw her over privileged boyfriend's Lamborghini keys out the window. I don't think that he overreacted in any way. Brown has clearly been too lenient before, allowing his woman to have things like a successful career and freedom.
I can only hope that someday I will find somebody who will look out for my well being like Chris Brown looks out for Rihanna. I can't imagine what would happen if I had the gall to want a career or have an opinion. What a terrible world this would be if other women tried to be like Rihanna. Instead, I think that more men need to take a hint from Chris Brown and keep their pimp hands strong.