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By Jacob Kanclerz

Horoscopes for the week of November 23, 2009

 

Pisces (Feb. 29-March 20)

 You will probably have mashed potatoes to eat as part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You will probably have cranberry sauce to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You will probably have candied yams to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You will probably have stuffing to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You will probably have turkey to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Leo (June 23-August 22)

You will probably have ham to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

You will probably have sweet potatoes to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Libra (September 23-October 22)

You will probably have pecan pie to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

You will probably have apple pie to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

You will probably have corn to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

You will probably have pumpkin pie to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

Aquarius (January 20-Feburary 18)

You will probably have rolls to eat as a part of a dinner in the near future.

 

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