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Spartan Weekly Master Poet and author Gabriel Narrett attempts to bring some culture to your otherwise sad life.
Haikus
“Gross Lady”
Hillary Clinton
Old and leaky vagina
Smells like rotten fish
“Impotence”
Never get it up
It never pleases anyone
Four inches in length
“My Editor”
His name is Thomas
Probably not so loving
Cold as the winter
“Cheap Hooker”
Don’t know if it’s fresh
What are those lesions down there?
Hope my pee don’t burn
Naughty Novels
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